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British Comedian Quotes


299 British Comedian quotes:



"I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage."
"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
"Both me and Edgar are firm believers in never underestimating or talking down to an audience, and giving an audience something to do, to give them something which is entirely up to them to enter into the film and find these hidden things and whatever."
"I just love listening to the laughter."
"I loved playing Shaun, he's not that different from me."
"It's the very British thing of reserve and keeping everything shut in, that's what people do with their emotions, shut the curtains on them."
"I think some of the best modern writing comes now from travellers."
"They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day."
"People are still crazy about Python after twenty-five years, which I find hard to believe."
"I've always been a bit of a Billy Connolly fan I have to say, because he is the supreme protagonist stand-up if you like. He's a perfect stand-up."
"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
"The trouble with travelling back later on is that you can never repeat the same experience."
"As I get older, I just prefer to knit."
"I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack."
"I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller."
"I think serial monogamy says it all."
"I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough."
"It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether."
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."


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