British Comedian Quotes

301 British Comedian quotes:

"Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties."
"It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others."
"Men would find it much harder because men have such odd personal relationships with each other. They don't really emotionally connect, whereas women do. I think women become very close."
"You get crushes on people. You have to see them every day in that week. They're a fantastic person, and it could be a man or a woman."
"People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count."
"I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets."
"Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people."
"Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil."
"I hope I will have achieved something lasting."
"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me."
"He was a very gentle soul and, I think, a very good doctor. And I'm probably being paid more to become a fake version of my own father."
"I never was someone who was at ease with happiness."
"One of the most important days of my life was when I learned to ride a bicycle."
"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!"
"If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush."
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"Every age sort of has its own history. History is really the stories that we retell to ourselves to make them relevant to every age. So we put our own values and our own spin on it."
"Some people are passionate about aisles, others about window seats."
"I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order."
"If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven."
"No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi."

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