Roseanne Barr Quotes


10 Roseanne Barr quotes:



"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Parenting Quotes
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Anger Quotes
"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Agreement Quotes
"Excuse the mess but we live here."
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Excuse Quotes
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?DO NOT USE"
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Anger Quotes
"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Appearance Quotes
"I am so sad. She was a great person and a genius to work with. We will all miss her."
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Genius Quotes
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Heart Quotes
"They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher."
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Trade Quotes
"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."
Author: Barr Quotes Category: Power Quotes



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