Stephen Colbert Quotes


19 Stephen Colbert quotes:



"I can't prove it, but I can say it."
"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'"
"Lemme just talk to you for a second about something that I think is good for America: caramel apples, ... I had one last night. Delicious. Not talking about candy apples. I think candy apples are a danger! You crack 'em, they're very sharp. You candy apple crowd need to wake up!"
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: America Quotes
"Doctors orders, Doctor love that is."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Doctors Quotes
"Jon would never talk about Britney's baby, ... But I see it as an example of our Hollywood limousine liberals dropping the ball on family values. Coming from South Carolina ... we don't knock up our pop stars."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Example Quotes
"Like O'Reilly, we'll grab the most important word out of every sentence, ... `The,' for example. Also, I'll say, `I'm angry,' and the graphic will read, `Colbert angry.'"
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Example Quotes
"When emotion or glitz is pumped into something that doesn't need it, it's just funny to me, ... Oh, it's not dramatic enough?"
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Emotions Quotes
"I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Approval Quotes
"Scarborough's got `the real deal,' meaning `here's how it really is,' ... It's always, `It's just common sense, folks.'"
"I want to thank Comedy Central for picking up the show, but more importantly I want to congratulate Comedy Central for picking up the show,"
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"Jon's his own guy, but it's a gig that says a lot about who you are in the comedy community."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"Bush has a real problem on his hands here, John: What honor should he bestow on Karl Rove?"
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Honor Quotes
"I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Trust Quotes
"an attractive vessel through which the river of truth can flow."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Truth Quotes
"We're going to deal with truth on my show."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Truth Quotes
"He's definitely the king, ... I have trouble watching his show. It's exhausting."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Trouble Quotes
"The show is about me in that when you give opinions, you're saying something about yourself,"
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Opinions Quotes
"Stephen Debates 21-Year-Old Self."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Self Quotes
"And I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry."
Author: Colbert Quotes Category: Poetry Quotes



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