Lily Tomlin Quotes


28 Lily Tomlin quotes:



"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Success Quotes
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Government Quotes
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Society Quotes
"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Education Quotes
"Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Failure Quotes
"There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Culture Quotes
"It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain"
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Belief Quotes
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Belief Quotes
"If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed."
"I don't know what's to blame."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Company Quotes
"Because of my success on 'Laugh-In,' I'd play to sold-out comedy club houses at the same time, ... But when I'd do my routines, I'd play to virtually silent (houses) night after night. It seemed that although my audiences were rapt in attention, my humor wasn't what they were expecting. I don't do joke after joke after joke."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Company Quotes
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Beauty Quotes
"It's not a terribly funny issue."
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination"
Author: Tomlin Quotes Category: Imagination Quotes



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