Paula Poundstone Quotes
11 Paula Poundstone quotes:
"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
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"The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done."
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"I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do."
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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
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"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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"It is the best part of the night. The classic (interactive) lines are 'Where are you from? What do you do for a living?' I almost always get something interesting."
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"Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas."
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"My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
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"The mistakes that I made I made because I drank too much, ... I don't think that's going to happen any more. Am I going to make mistakes as a parent? Sadly, every day. I'm looking around for the perfect parent and I haven't seen one yet."
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