Elayne Boosler Quotes


10 Elayne Boosler quotes:



"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
"People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool."
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