Spike Milligan Quotes


14 Spike Milligan quotes:



"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Money Quotes Irish Comedian Quotes
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Electricity Quotes Irish Comedian Quotes
"This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in"
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Fear Quotes
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Army And Navy Quotes Irish Comedian Quotes
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Beauty Quotes
"Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy"
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Class Quotes
"Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Class Quotes
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Class Quotes Irish Comedian Quotes
"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Influence Quotes Irish Comedian Quotes
"It's all in the mind, you know."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Mind Quotes Irish Comedian Quotes
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes Irish Comedian Quotes
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Author: Milligan Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes Irish Comedian Quotes



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