Carlos Mencia Quotes

4 Carlos Mencia quotes:

"I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting."
Author: Mencia Quotes Category: Cancer Quotes
"God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people."
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"I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse tomove after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them torelocate? Their house have wheels."
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"If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby."
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