Wilson Mizner Quotes


27 Wilson Mizner quotes:



"When a woman tells you her age, it's all right to look surprised, but don't scowl."
"To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Advice Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Wisdom Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"Art is science made clear."
"The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong."
"In the battle for existence, talent is the punch, and tact is the fancy footwork."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Existence Quotes
"In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork"
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Existence Quotes
"There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger."
"To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady"
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Bed Quotes
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Listening Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Inspirational Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Best Friends Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Research Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Hollywood Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"Failure has gone to his head."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Failure Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Fortune Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Kindness Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Fools And Foolishness Quotes American Dramatist Quotes
"The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong."
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Anger Quotes
"Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in time"
Author: Mizner Quotes Category: Hollywood Quotes



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