Source Unknown Quotes

"If Columbus had turned back, no one would have blamed him. Of course, no one would have remembered him either."

"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."

"Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn, I was so happy since the hour I was born."

"Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat."

"Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor."

"Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you."

"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it."

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."

"Born on Monday, Fair in face; Born on Tuesday, Full of God's grace; Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad; Born on Thursday, Merry and glad; Born on Friday, Worthily given; Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living; Born on Sunday, You will never know want."

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade"

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."

"The human body is a peculiar device, pat it on the back and the head swells."

"Why do we spend years using up our bodies to nurture our minds with experience and find our minds turning then to our exhausted bodies for solace?"

"In any situation, ask yourself: What strengths do I possess that can contribute towards accomplishing something in this situation? Then follow through."

"I wish I could write a beautiful book to break those hearts that are soon to cease to exist: a book of faith and small neat worlds and of people who live by the philosophies of popular songs."

"Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot read."

"A bore is a man who has nothing to say and says it anyway."

"Boredom is a disease of the mind and psyche, an insidious disease. It not only takes the joy out of life, but the creativity as well. No one of God's children should ever be bored with life."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."

"If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go."