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"No person can arise above his real desire. Desires are of value only when they drive us to action. Will and work must accompany desire. Then high resolve is born. Desire is the design that will spurs us into achievement."

"Dieters -- People that are thick and tired of it"

"If you think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not supporting her."

"All spouses think that their exs are crazy."

"The time I am most powerful and in control of my life is when I drive my car. Whatever lonely feelings I have from the lack of communication with my husband disappear in no time flat. When the windows and the top are open with my favorite jazz station on the radio playing, nothing and nobody can touch me. Then I go home to the same relentless battle. Life can be a pisser"

"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."

"There are two enemies to every bill proposed in Congress, the fools who favor it and the lunatics who oppose it."

"Why were the saints, saints? Because they were cheerful when it was difficult to be cheerful, patient when it was difficult to be patient; and because they pushed on when they wanted to stand still, and kept silent when they wanted to talk, and were agreeable when they wanted to be disagreeable. That was all. It was quite simple and always will be."

"Enthusiasm is the Spirit of God working with you."

"If you have been tempted into evil, fly from it. It is not falling into the water, but lying in it, that drowns."

"Winner expects to win in advance. Life is a self-fulfilling prophesy."

"Even a tombstone says good things about a fellow who's down."

"Every person who has become successful has simply formed the habit of doing things that failures dislike doing and will not do."

"If you've never failed you've never tried."

"Just because you've lost doesn't necessarily mean you've failed."

"People don't fail, they give up"

"Success is the proper utilization of failure."

"Faith is that strengthening power within Urging me on my way, Teaching me all that I must know, Helping to obey. Faith is that strengthening power within Lighting the road I trod, Helping me know which way to go, Pointing the way to God."

"Faith is: dead to doubts, dumb to discouragements, blind to impossibilities."

"Faith can be defined as any man's hope that the human spirit is capable of understanding; that anything actually matters in the larger universe; and that understanding anything could be important outside of our own selfish whims and desire to survive....and somehow, because it is important, understanding can go on without us, waiting only to be rediscovered by the future, or at worst, pissed away, in spite of all our prayers, and work, and suffering."