Bob Hope Quotes
42 Bob Hope quotes:
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
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Age And Aging Quotes
American Comedian Quotes
"`I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity."
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Adversity Quotes
"'I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity."
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Adversity Quotes
"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."
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Age And Aging Quotes
American Comedian Quotes
"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there."
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Motivational Quotes
American Comedian Quotes
"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."
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American Comedian Quotes
England Quotes
"If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
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American Comedian Quotes
Charity Quotes
"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."
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American Comedian Quotes
"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
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American Comedian Quotes
Direction Quotes
"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
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American Comedian Quotes
"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."
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American Comedian Quotes
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
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American Comedian Quotes
"Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong."
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American Comedian Quotes
"Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning."
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American Comedian Quotes
"You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it."
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American Comedian Quotes
"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."
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American Comedian Quotes
"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."
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American Comedian Quotes
"When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano."
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American Comedian Quotes
"I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!"
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American Comedian Quotes
"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
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American Comedian Quotes
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