Bob Hope Quotes


42 Bob Hope quotes:



"Your ignorance cramps my conversation"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Conversation Quotes
"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."
"He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Golf Quotes
"It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Pleasure Quotes
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
"I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Youth Quotes
"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Pets Quotes
"If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
"Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning."
"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness."~"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Christmas Quotes
"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."
"I have to much money invested in sweaters."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong."
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
"I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else. [on JFK's electoral victory]"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Democracy Quotes



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