Bob Hope Quotes


42 Bob Hope quotes:



"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"`I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity."
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"'I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Adversity Quotes
"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."
"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there."
"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."
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"If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."
"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
"Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong."
"Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning."
"You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it."
"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."
"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."
"When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano."
"I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!"
"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."



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