Bob Hope Quotes


42 Bob Hope quotes:



"Your ignorance cramps my conversation"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Conversation Quotes
"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Age And Aging Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Golf Quotes
"It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Pleasure Quotes
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Age And Aging Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Money Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Youth Quotes
"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Pets Quotes
"If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Charity Quotes
"Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness."~"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Christmas Quotes
"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I have to much money invested in sweaters."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Birthday Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Age And Aging Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Sports Quotes American Comedian Quotes
"I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else. [on JFK's electoral victory]"
Author: Hope Quotes Category: Democracy Quotes



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