Will Rogers Quotes


89 quotes:

"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Inspirational Quotes Quote of the Day Quotes
"A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Audiences Quotes
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Taxes And Taxation Quotes
"Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Taxes And Taxation Quotes
"The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Taxes And Taxation Quotes
"One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Revolutions And Revolutionaries Quotes
"We do more talking progress than we do progressing"
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Progress Quotes
"I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Praise Quotes
"Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Pain Quotes
"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Opinions Quotes
"Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Men Quotes Speakers And Speaking Quotes
"The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Memory Quotes
"You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Memory Quotes
"I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Marriage Quotes
"Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Liberty Quotes
"There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Income Quotes
"Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Improvement Quotes
"And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!"
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Hurt Quotes
"It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human."
Author: Rogers Quotes Category: Humankind Quotes

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