Joe Rogan Quotes


28 Joe Rogan quotes:



"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
"Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that."
"I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them."
"It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in."
"I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig."
"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."
"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."
"To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me."
"Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out."
"Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get."
"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."
"The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage."
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."
"Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much."
"Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title."
"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."
"People for the most part can smell lies."
"The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."



inspirational quote database

Successories, the leaders of inspiration and motivation, has unlocked iQuote: The Inspirational Quote Database, a curated collection of the most inspirational quotes. Raise your iQ and become a Quoteologist today!