Bruce Campbell Quotes

"It totally sounds like an advice book, ... but there's not a shred of advice in the entire book, which is good for any of your readers. It's a novel. It's a humor book. It's sort of a what-if scenario of what would happen if you took a B-movie actor, meaning me -- I take the lead role in the book -- and put him into a big Hollywood movie. The answer is that it's not good. It's a misadventure. I single-handedly take down a big Hollywood movie."

"The Minister really set a positive tone. I think it's the first time an education minister made a public statement that funding in these areas was flat."

"We want Urge to replicate the raw motorcycle experience as much as possible, with the exposed engine, door-panel cut-outs and open top. Motorcycles are exhilarating to drive and we want this car to feel the same way."

"The perception was it was a college movie, but it really wasn't, ... It was a completely professional venture where we formed a limited partnership and gave out shares. It was all above board. And we're so glad it was, because 25 years later we can still keep track of it. No one's suing anyone because we all know what happened."

"And most importantly, it plays pretty well with audiences."

"Not surprisingly, most of the young, primarily male, respondents to our survey said that they want a small, fun-to-drive sports car that can incorporate the technology products that they use on a daily basis, such as cell phones, mp3 players and game consoles."

"I think it would be fun to take questions and to just rag on Hollywood,"

"If I were pitching it in Hollywood, ... I'd say it's 'The Out-of-Towners' with a brain transplant."

"If I were pitching it in Hollywood, ... I'd say it's `The Out-of-Towners' with a brain transplant."

"I can't think of any organization where there isn't room for improvement."

"Oh my god, every one you can imagine for years and years,"

"With a comic book, if you make it take place at night, it doesn't cost you a penny more, ... You can have rain and wind and sets that are vastly decorated, you can have great locations because you're making it all up ... it was a great opportunity to tell more of a true version of the story."

"Make no mistake: given the dearth of black suppliers in key areas such as panel beating, tow-truck operators and the like, the charter targets will not be easily reached."

"Man With the Screaming Brain"

"Plenty of people will see 'Man With the Screaming Brain' and think it's the worst movie they've ever seen, ... But there's a group out there that'll be fine with it."