Dan Castellaneta Quotes


23 Dan Castellaneta quotes:



"If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers"
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"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
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"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."
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"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
"I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Bed Quotes
"Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Boys Quotes
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"
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"Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Computers Quotes Simpson Quotes
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Genius Quotes Simpson Quotes
"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
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"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Hard Quotes
"You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live!"
"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
"The strong must protect the Sweet."
"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"



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