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Dan Castellaneta Quotes


23 Dan Castellaneta quotes:



"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Hard Quotes
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Genius Quotes Simpson Quotes
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Man Quotes Simpson Quotes
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Boys Quotes
"Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Computers Quotes Simpson Quotes
"If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Advice Quotes Simpson Quotes
"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Hard Quotes
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Lies And Lying Quotes Simpson Quotes
"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
"You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live!"
"The strong must protect the Sweet."
"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television."
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Computers Quotes Simpson Quotes



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