Dan Castellaneta Quotes


23 Dan Castellaneta quotes:



"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."
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"Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television."
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Duty Quotes
"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Hard Quotes
"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Bed Quotes
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Boys Quotes
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Hard Quotes
"Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Computers Quotes Simpson Quotes
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"
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"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
"You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live!"
"The strong must protect the Sweet."
"Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Blame Quotes
"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"
Author: Castellaneta Quotes Category: Computers Quotes Simpson Quotes



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