Douglas Adams Quotes

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."

"I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?"

"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves."

"It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."