American Cartoonist Quotes


614 American Cartoonist quotes:



"Me fail english? Thats unpossible."
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Free Will Quotes
"No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate."
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Boss Quotes
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
Author: Watterson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Clarity Quotes
"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
"Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity."
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings."
"Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it."
Author: Ketcham Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Flattery Quotes
"I get mail; therefore I am."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Engineering Quotes
"Zippy accepts chaos as what it is, which is the real order of everything."
"There is an ancient legend which warns that, should we ever learn our true origin, our universe will instantly be destroyed."
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
"Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties."
Author: Larson Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Boss Quotes
"About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation."


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