Funny Love Quotes


38 Funny Love quotes:



"Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended."
"It's easy to halve the potato where there's love."
Author: Proverb Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents."
Author: Unknown Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
Author: Unknown Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate."
Author: Unknown Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker."
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too."
Author: Unknown Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun."
Author: Unknown Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"When I write love songs, people think they're really soppy -- but I see love as a consolation for the boredom of life."
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)"
Author: Handey Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship."
"Oh, I have loved him too much to feel no hate for him."
"Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior."
"Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way."
"Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance."
"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look."
Author: Unknown Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills."
Author: Martin Quotes Category: Funny Love Quotes
"However, I have now been offered an opportunity which I have accepted and I'm looking forward to England's first training session on September 20."


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