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Mark Twain Quotes


679 Mark Twain quotes:



"No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God"
Author: Twain Quotes Category: God Quotes
"It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Habit Quotes
"Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Habit Quotes
"Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it"
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes
"Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so, as soon as the novelty is over and the force of the contrast dulled, it ain't happiness any longer, and you have to get something fresh."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes
"Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth"
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Government Quotes
"The elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Heart Quotes
"In his private heart no man much respects himself."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Heart Quotes Respectability Quotes
"You can't reason with the heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Heart Quotes
"There is no humor in heaven."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Heaven Quotes
"Varanasi" is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together"
Author: Twain Quotes Category: History Quotes
"History does not repeat itself. But it does rhyme."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: History Quotes
"History doesn't repeat itself - at best it sometimes rhymes"
Author: Twain Quotes Category: History Quotes
"I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won t."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Lies And Lying Quotes George Washington Quotes
"When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself"
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Heart Quotes
"Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish"
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Gossip Quotes
"If all men were rich, all men would be poor"
Author: Twain Quotes Category: Men Quotes
"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
"The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter."
Author: Twain Quotes Category: American Author Quotes Human Quotes
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."



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