Matt Groening Quotes


37 Matt Groening quotes:



"Me fail english? Thats unpossible."
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun"
Author: Groening Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Simpson Quotes
"Families are about love overcoming emotional torture."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again."
"We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so."
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
"God often gives nuts to toothless people."
"The Simpsons is an especially collaborative show."
"The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all. They're really imaginative. They show a lot of hard work."
"Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come."
"Don't have a cow, man."
"A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things."
"A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen."
"Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention."
"Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing."
"Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked."
"Eat my shorts!"
"Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to."



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