Jack Gould Quotes

"It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera."

"One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath."

"There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come."

"This idea that privilege comes with position is something that's terribly antiquated and doesn't belong in a democracy. These are elected officials who chose to serve the public, and the idea of serving the public doesn't include taking gifts from someone who obviously wants something in return."