Jimmy Kimmel Quotes


11 Jimmy Kimmel quotes:



"Almost every week, someone's mad at me."
"I don't know if we can call ourselves everyday Joes. I think Supermen is more appropriate. We're just trying to take back the medium we invented!"
"I have like fifteen televisions in my house."
"I only get unusual ailments."
"I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means."
"I'm a terrible golfer."
"It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up."
"That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't."
"There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives."
"I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you."
Author: Kimmel Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander."
Author: Kimmel Quotes Category: Funny Quotes



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