Janeane Garofalo Quotes


13 Janeane Garofalo quotes:



"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
"To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first."
"I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive."
"Is being an idiot like being high all the time?"
"The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl."
"I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness."
Author: Garofalo Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Loneliness Quotes
"I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal."
Author: Garofalo Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Celebrity Quotes
"Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area."
"When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"
"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
"How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American? ... Or those that advocate peace are anti-troops or pro-Saddam?"
Author: Garofalo Quotes Category: Debate Quotes
"You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have."
"I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. [President Bush] is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together."
Author: Garofalo Quotes Category: Force Quotes



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