Dave Attell Quotes


3 Dave Attell quotes:



"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"
"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike."



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