Rob Corddry Quotes

27 Rob Corddry quotes:

"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."
"The head writer loves that my character is a boor."
"The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom."
"You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do."
"I get all of my comedy from CNN."
"Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil."
"I don't feel like I even need to contribute."
"I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one."
"I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off."
"I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election."
"I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards."
"I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece."
"I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage."
"If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer."
"Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day."
"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."
"This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected."
"Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show."
"I want to manufacture a feud."
"I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day."

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