Rob Corddry Quotes
27 Rob Corddry quotes:
"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."
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"The head writer loves that my character is a boor."
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"The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom."
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"You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do."
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"I get all of my comedy from CNN."
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"Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil."
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"I don't feel like I even need to contribute."
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"I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one."
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"I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off."
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"I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election."
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"I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards."
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"I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece."
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"I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage."
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"If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer."
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"Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day."
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"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."
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"This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected."
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"Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show."
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"I want to manufacture a feud."
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"I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day."
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