Paul Lynde Quotes

36 Paul Lynde quotes:

"A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world."
"An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing."
"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
"I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that."
"I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored."
"I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day."
"I think basically an actor is a salesman."
"My following is straight. I'm so glad."
"My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly."
"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
"Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!"
"I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly."
"It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage."
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
"The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt."
"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
"Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household."

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