Paul Lynde Quotes

36 Paul Lynde quotes:

"The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt."
"A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world."
"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
"An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing."
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
"Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household."
"I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery."
"I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly."
"I don't understand why people don't remember my name."
"I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution."
"I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185."
"I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that."
"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
"I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored."
"I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day."
"I think basically an actor is a salesman."
"I was obsessed with being rich and famous."
"I'm Liberace without a piano."
"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
"If I'm not working, I don't know what to do."

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