Paul Lynde Quotes


36 Paul Lynde quotes:



"It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage."
"Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way."
"Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse."
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
"My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business."
"My following is straight. I'm so glad."
"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
"My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly."
"My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way."
"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
"The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you."
"The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name."
"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
"Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!"
"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
"I wish I had the nerve not to tip."



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