David Letterman Quotes

41 David Letterman quotes:

"It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?"
Author: Letterman Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes
"We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector."
"For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home."
"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
"Yesterday the Iraqis and U.S. troops pulled down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. They pull it down and it lands right on top of Geraldo."
Author: Letterman Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Troops Quotes
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."
"Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed."
"Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well."
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."
Author: Letterman Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Accounting Quotes
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
"I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."
"Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants."
Author: Letterman Quotes Category: Example Quotes
"There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move."
"Day 27 - Bush uses 70,000 gallons of fuel to fly home to deal with the oil crisis,"
Author: Letterman Quotes Category: Crisis Quotes
"What he has done and his contributions to American culture speak for themselves. He is one of a very small group of men and women who represent the absolute highest echelon of broadcast achievement."
Author: Letterman Quotes Category: Culture Quotes
"They have demonstrated superb taste by giving me my own show and it's humbling that they recognize my unequaled genius."
Author: Letterman Quotes Category: Genius Quotes
"Mad About You'' was shot in Hollywood, but several regularly shown Manhattan locations included an apartment building on the southeast corner of Fifth Avenue and 12th Street (supposedly the home of Paul and Jamie) and Old Town Bar & Restaurant (45 East 18th St.; open daily for lunch and dinner), a landmark eatery that appeared as a bar on"
"Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing."
Author: Letterman Quotes Category: Quotes Quotes
"If you are with your running mate on stage and the crowd is cheering, you know, you just say whatever is on your mind,"
Author: Letterman Quotes Category: Running Quotes

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