Chris Rock Quotes


14 Chris Rock quotes:



"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes."
"Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education."
Author: Rock Quotes Category: Education Quotes
"Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show."
Author: Rock Quotes Category: Entertainment Quotes
"Richard Pryor was the Rosa Parks of comedy. He took risks and chances that made it possible for a whole generation of comics to exist. No one ever rocked the mike like Richard Pryor."
Author: Rock Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"George Bush hates midgets."
"Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!"
"Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars."
"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four."
"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."
"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."
"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special."
"Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them."
"I've never seen stunt casting that's actually funny: 'Oh, it's Shaq,' and then there's some horrible excuse for him to dunk, ... It's, like, 'We got a famous guy, and he's gonna be famous tonight' -- and it sucks!"
Author: Rock Quotes Category: Funny Quotes



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