Ken Dodd Quotes

"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."

"If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them."

"I feel people desperately want a laugh and what I offer them is optimistic comedy. Unlike some comics, I don't tell them what a rotten world it is. I say life is fabulous and wonderful and we should enjoy it while we can."

"If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- I've got to have them."