Scott Adams Quotes

53 Scott Adams quotes:

"The best things in life are silly."
"The longer you work here, diverse it gets."
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
"It does represent a new way of living in the valley. It's not new in America. We're just catching up with the rest of the country in terms of a vertical lifestyle."
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"There's a fine line between participation and mockery."
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"The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller."
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"Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting."
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"Not having Randy in the backfield is a loss but I have a lot of faith in Zach,"
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"I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: Beauty Quotes
"You should always stay in character, ... Don't go up to your friends and say, 'What's up.'"
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"He's the most soul-destroying character in the strip precisely because he doesn't know he's being evil,"
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"It's a funny move,"
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"We are not thinking about two games right now. We are focusing on Cordova this week. We have to go there and that is a tough place to go. They are a vastly improved team from last season. But we won't back down from the challenge."
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"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge"
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"We're just looking at commercial and industrial land in transitional areas."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: Land Quotes
"As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material."
Author: Adams Quotes Category: Value Quotes

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