Joe Bob Briggs Quotes

13 Joe Bob Briggs quotes:

"It's not a crime to get drunk."
"In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions."
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"Yet it wasn't so long ago that virtually every person in the world felt perfectly free to show up on the doorstep of any other person in the world."
"As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager."
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"Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's."
"Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever."
"Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke."
"Faith is like a kernel of wheat."
"In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us."
"The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother."
"There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11."
"A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators."
"I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?"

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