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Fran Lebowitz Quotes


58 Fran Lebowitz quotes:



"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try."
"The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink."
"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"Andy Warhol made fame more famous."
"Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully."
"If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct."
"Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good reason not to play football."
"Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications."
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
"Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you."
"Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat."
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail."
Author: Lebowitz Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Pets Quotes
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
Author: Lebowitz Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"You're only as good as your last haircut."
Author: Lebowitz Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word ''collectible'' as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success."
Author: Lebowitz Quotes Category: Parents Quotes
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds."
Author: Lebowitz Quotes Category: Charming Quotes
"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house"



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