Monty Python Quotes


8 Monty Python quotes:



"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."
Author: Python Quotes Category: Fear Quotes
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."
Author: Python Quotes Category: Fear Quotes
"Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,"
Author: Python Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"
Author: Python Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!"
"Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't."
Author: Python Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?"
"My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white"
Author: Python Quotes Category: Philosophy Quotes



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