Robin Williams Quotes


57 Robin Williams quotes:



"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."
"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
"Reality: What a concept!"



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