Evan Esar Quotes


7 Evan Esar quotes:



"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
Author: Esar Quotes Category: Work Quotes
"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
Author: Esar Quotes Category: Business Quotes
"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."
Author: Esar Quotes Category: Business Quotes Facts Quotes
"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."
"A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much."
"If there is anything a _ _ _ _ _ hates it's a drooping mustache"
Author: Esar Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."
Author: Esar Quotes Category: Men And Women Quotes



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