Robert Orben Quotes


35 Robert Orben quotes:



"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
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"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Funny Quotes Government Quotes
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Society Quotes American Entertainer Quotes
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: America Quotes
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Inflation Quotes
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Luck Quotes
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Wisdom Quotes American Entertainer Quotes
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
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"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Democracy Quotes
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Kids Quotes
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Love Quotes American Entertainer Quotes
"What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds."
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