Robert Orben Quotes
35 Robert Orben quotes:
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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Business Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
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American Entertainer Quotes
Inflation Quotes
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
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American Entertainer Quotes
Luck Quotes
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
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Wisdom Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
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"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
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Kids Quotes
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
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"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
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"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
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Society Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket"
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Happiness Quotes
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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Funny Quotes
Government Quotes
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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Graduation Quotes
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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Funny Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
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Funny Quotes
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"A compliment is verbal sunshine"
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Compliments Quotes
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