Robert Orben Quotes
35 Robert Orben quotes:
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
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American Entertainer Quotes
Inflation Quotes
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
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American Entertainer Quotes
Luck Quotes
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
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Wisdom Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
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American Entertainer Quotes
Kids Quotes
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
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Society Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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Business Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"A compliment is verbal sunshine"
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Compliments Quotes
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
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Fitness Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread."
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Food Quotes
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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America Quotes
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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Funny Quotes
Government Quotes
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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Graduation Quotes
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