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Robert Orben Quotes


35 Robert Orben quotes:



"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Inflation Quotes
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"A compliment is verbal sunshine"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Compliments Quotes
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
"I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Food Quotes
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: America Quotes
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Graduation Quotes



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