Robert Orben Quotes
35 Robert Orben quotes:
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
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Parenting Quotes
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"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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Funny Quotes
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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
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Funny Quotes
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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Funny Quotes
Government Quotes
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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Graduation Quotes
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
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Society Quotes
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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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Business Quotes
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"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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Computers Quotes
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"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
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Fitness Quotes
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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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America Quotes
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
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Inflation Quotes
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
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Luck Quotes
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
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Wisdom Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
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"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
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Democracy Quotes
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
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Kids Quotes
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
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Love Quotes
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"What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds."
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American Entertainer Quotes
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