Robert Orben Quotes
35 Robert Orben quotes:
"Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket"
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Happiness Quotes
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
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Funny Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
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Fitness Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread."
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Food Quotes
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
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Parenting Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
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American Entertainer Quotes
Choice Quotes
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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Computers Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
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American Entertainer Quotes
Luck Quotes
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
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Wisdom Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
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American Entertainer Quotes
Kids Quotes
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
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American Entertainer Quotes
"A compliment is verbal sunshine"
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Compliments Quotes
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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Funny Quotes
American Entertainer Quotes
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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Funny Quotes
Government Quotes
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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Graduation Quotes
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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America Quotes
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