Robert Orben Quotes


35 Robert Orben quotes:



"Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes
"I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Food Quotes
"A compliment is verbal sunshine"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Compliments Quotes
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Choice Quotes
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Love Quotes American Entertainer Quotes
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Kids Quotes
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Democracy Quotes
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Wisdom Quotes American Entertainer Quotes
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Luck Quotes



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