Robert Orben Quotes

35 Robert Orben quotes:

"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers."
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
"A compliment is verbal sunshine"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Compliments Quotes
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
"I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Food Quotes
"Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket"
Author: Orben Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes

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