Robert Orben Quotes


35 Robert Orben quotes:



"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
"What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds."
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
Author: Orben Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Inflation Quotes
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."



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