Steve Allen Quotes

17 Steve Allen quotes:

"Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality"
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind."
"If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow."
"Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances."
"He has a wonderful upside because of his size and his athletic ability. He's a basketball player. He's an athlete. He's just been a big part of our progress. He took on a leadership role."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Ability Quotes
"(Previous teams) were much more self-sufficient. This (Russian) team came over here not expecting to come here at all. … So they had a lot of needs. But they ended up being just darling. They?re real nice girls."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Self Quotes
"I don't know that much about them other than the fact that they gave us a lot of trouble last year over at their yard."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Trouble Quotes
"This is an important step in understanding how such jets can be launched from magnetized disks of gas near the event horizon of a black hole. Just as with cars, it's critical to know the fuel efficiency of black holes."
"Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots."
"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."
"It's our belief the 8 year old was isolated in a tent with him during part of that time."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: Belief Quotes
"What this does is give us a step toward understanding why the galaxies in the universe look the way they do."
"Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized."
"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
"In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders."
Author: Allen Quotes Category: American Entertainer Quotes Teachers Quotes
"One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations."
"Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics."

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