Bill Cosby Quotes

71 Bill Cosby quotes:

"People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on."
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"When you become senile, you won't know it."
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Humor Quotes
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."
"You are well-educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Cute Quotes
"A father . . . knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Boys Quotes
"Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Family Quotes
"Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Commitment Quotes
"I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Comedy Quotes
"And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Children Quotes
"You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Authority Quotes
"Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Cleverness Quotes
"Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"A thought comes . . . it's a true feeling, a funny feeling. And I get to develop it. [Writing] is more fun than performing, because I get to color with words."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Fun Quotes
"Gray hair is God's graffiti"
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage."
Author: Cosby Quotes Category: Genius Quotes

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