Dave Barry Quotes


118 Dave Barry quotes:



"I believe that's one of the finest action regurgitation scenes in the history of literature, ... I'd put it right up there."
Author: Barry Quotes Category: Action Quotes
"I believe that's one of the finest action regurgitation scenes in the history of literature. I'd put it right up there."
Author: Barry Quotes Category: Action Quotes
"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
"Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions."
"The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting."
"To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent."
Author: Barry Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Teenager Quotes
"Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro."
"The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom"
Author: Barry Quotes Category: Ability Quotes
"We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail."
"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."
"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
Author: Barry Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Car Quotes
"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."
"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat."
"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."
"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
"In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps."
"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."



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