Eddie Izzard Quotes

17 Eddie Izzard quotes:

"I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there!"
Author: Izzard Quotes Category: Action Quotes
"I'm an Action Transvestite"
Author: Izzard Quotes Category: Action Quotes
"Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!“I’ve done your dog. It’s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?”“Fido looks a bit weird.”"
Author: Izzard Quotes Category: Eyes Quotes
"I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die"
Author: Izzard Quotes Category: Evil Quotes
"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."
"Never put a sock in a toaster."
"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."
"They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'"
"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."
"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
"I'm a one-man idiot."
"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
"Romance & Cigarettes."
Author: Izzard Quotes Category: Romance Quotes
"We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; it’s a sort of detective thing, but it’s really true, you know it’s there… But it’s kind of slow on telly, it has this problem of, “We’ve been here three weeks on live television, and we’ve taken off about a millimeter of top soil so far…” There’s men with brushes and beards… maybe they’ve just got beards, I’m not sure… “We found this and carbon-dated it to last Tuesday, so we’re very excited…”"
Author: Izzard Quotes Category: Television Quotes
"Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon."
Author: Izzard Quotes Category: Sin Quotes

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