Victor Borge Quotes


16 Victor Borge quotes:



"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."
"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."
Author: Borge Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes Inflation Quotes
"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
"I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't."
"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance"
Author: Borge Quotes Category: Appearance Quotes
"If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward."
"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year."
"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year"
Author: Borge Quotes Category: Christmas Quotes
"Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
Author: Borge Quotes Category: Funny Quotes
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't"
Author: Borge Quotes Category: Happiness Quotes



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