Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

53 Jeff Foxworthy quotes:

"You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
"I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living, ... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right."
Author: Foxworthy Quotes Category: Living Quotes
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
"I really don't require a whole lot in life."
"Nothing in life prepares you to be famous."
"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."
"There's no down time any more."
"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"
"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."
"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do."
"I know God is real."
"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
"I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family."
"If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck."
"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."
"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."
"That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring."

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