Michael Moore Quotes

"What we are most concerned about is that during the last 90 days since we have been waiting for action from the White House, 267,000 kids have started smoking in this country... Every day we delay, 3,000 kids start smoking, and 1,000 of them are going to die."

"I like America to some extent."

"I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a multi-millionaire? 'Cause multi-millions like what I do."

"The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'insurgents' or 'terrorists' or 'The Enemy.' They are the revolution, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow - and they will win."

"There's a reason that they're saying Kerry is the No. 1 liberal in the Senate, it's because he is the No. 1 liberal in the Senate."

"Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up."

"Should such an ignorant people lead the world? How did it come to this in the first place? 82 percent of us don't even have a passport! Just a handful can speak a language other than English."

"The majority of Americans, the ones who never elected George W. Bush, are not fooled by his weapons of mass distraction."

"They're all getting a Christmas card from me this year,"

"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants"

"There is a lot of dark humor on this show, I have to admit, so it's not for everybody, ... The Awful Truth."

"It's been a big improvement. The condition of the roadway, the lane width, it's just a lot better."

"There is a lot of consolidation now, and Wal-Mart is a force to be reckoned with. The auto parts industry is still very fragmented. The top five retailers have 33 percent of the do-it-yourself market. There are still lots of mom and pop operations."

"I think it's a partial victory,"

"Librarians see themselves as the guardians of the First Amendment. You got a thousand Mother Joneses at the barricades! I love the librarians, and I am grateful for them!"

"We're going to follow the laws wherever we're domiciled. We operate under different rules and regulations in Hong Kong, for instance, in Korea."