Garry Shandling Quotes
31 Garry Shandling quotes:
"I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead."
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"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."
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"I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right."
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"The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behavior, interested me."
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"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."
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"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."
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"My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81."
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"Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?"
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"But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone."
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"Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders."
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"First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on."
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"Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids."
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"I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session."
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"I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present."
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"I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out."
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"I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there."
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"I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest."
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"I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate."
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"I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green."
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"I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large."
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