Garry Shandling Quotes


31 Garry Shandling quotes:



"You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried."
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"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive."
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"The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Rip as we know is vastly experienced and funnier than I think anyone knew. The show really reveals him to be a brilliant comedic actor."
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"I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much."
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"I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large."
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"I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green."
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"I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest."
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"I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present."
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"I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids."
Author: Shandling Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes
"First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on."
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"Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders."
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