Tom Lehrer Quotes


18 quotes:

"In the new approach, as you know, the important thing is to understand what you are doing rather than to get the right answer"
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Understanding Quotes
"An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Ego Quotes
"If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here"
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Commitment Quotes
"On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred and sixty-four"
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Cheating Quotes
"All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder.For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan,And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man!"
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Books And Reading Quotes
"The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Army And Navy Quotes
"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Appearance Quotes
"I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes Problems Quotes
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes Hate Quotes
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes
"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes
"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes
"If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes Communication Quotes
"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes Income Quotes
"Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes
"It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Age And Aging Quotes American Musician Quotes
"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Age And Aging Quotes American Musician Quotes
"Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things"
Author: Lehrer Quotes Category: Advertising Quotes

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