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Florence King Quotes

11 Florence King quotes:

"Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ''healing-power'' gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down."
Author: King Quotes Category: Humorous Quotes
"Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism."
Author: King Quotes Category: Democracy Quotes
"Democracy: The Crude leading the Crud"
Author: King Quotes Category: Democracy Quotes
"In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order."
"Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat"
Author: King Quotes Category: Golf Quotes
"People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that they're all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error."
Author: King Quotes Category: Dreams Quotes
"Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other"
Author: King Quotes Category: Exercise Quotes
"America is not a democracy, it's an absolute monarchy ruled by King Kid. In a nation of immigrants, the child is automatically more of an American than his parents. Americans regard children as what Mr. Hudson in ''Upstairs, Downstairs'' called ''betters.'' Aping their betters, American adults do their best to turn themselves into children. Puerility exercises droit de seigneur everywhere."
Author: King Quotes Category: America Quotes
"I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home."
"Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs."
"Animal rights activists gives disillusioned feminists an excuse to go back to being women protecting wee creatures without compromising their radical credentials"
Author: King Quotes Category: Animals Quotes

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